Please Do Not Turn Off Your Console

What could it mean? A new Metal Gear game? A new Metal Gear collection of an older Metal Gear game? Or maybe we're just back to podcasting and getting our sea legs, which are not the sort of legs you use whilst on a trolley but still might come in helpful! They are the sort of legs that helped us bring a new podcast to you, specifically you. Not you, though. We're not sure where you came from.

Discussed this week: World of Warcraft. That's pretty much it, but I'm sure Aaron probably talked about Pathologic again. He can't resist it! I certainly don't know, because he recorded his dispatch separately from the rest of us and I did NOT listen to it before splicing it into the middle of this episode like some mad Doctor Frankenstein (That's Frahnkenshteen).

Opening theme music was Back to the Light, by Jun Fukuda. Closing theme music was Rave On, By Masafumi Takada. Both are on the Killer7 soundtrack, which you should probably own by now.

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Aaron has disappeared from our lives and our country and gone to live with the Huns. We persevere, because it is our nature to struggle on in the face of oblivion. 

We also talk about World of Warcraft! The Whopperito! Germans! HyperLight Drifter! Poop (That last one is always in there, isn't it)!

Also, perhaps Aaron is not gone if we hold his memory in our hearts. Or if he sends a dispatch from the Old World and we splice it into the middle of the podcast! Perhaps that happened and didn't get fucked up somehow.

We worked very hard on this one, so please to enjoy.

Opening theme music was Back to the Light, by Jun Fukuda. Closing theme music was Rave On, By Masafumi Takada. Both are on the Killer7 soundtrack, which you should probably own by now.

Direct download: pdntoyc081516.mp3
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It's important to rate these things accurately, you know. Like would you call it a four? Or a three? Maybe you put in extra effort and it is groceries, who knows? We set out on Aaron's last American Podcast to discuss the difficult issues, because we aren't afraid.

Plus: moving boys, interview questions, rating systems, Pathologic (look it's Aaron's last show for a while, let him have this), 4kTV, The Nintendo NX, and Let it Die.

Opening theme music was Back to the Light, by Jun Fukuda. Closing theme music was Rave On, By Masafumi Takada. Both are on the Killer7 soundtrack, which you should probably own by now.

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_87.mp3
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A powerful new episode of Please Do Not Turn Off Your Console deals with the tough issues of gun violence, racism, alcoholism, and whatever else we could dredge up from early 90s sitcoms. Look, it's sweeps week, that's when you have to tackle the real issues that the kids need to know about.

Also discussed: Beats By Dre-gon, It's Gotta Be Jim, Shaaaaaaaaaaaun, Charles Dutton, Ghostbusters, EAT BEANS

Opening theme music was Back to the Light, by Jun Fukuda. Closing theme music was Rave On, By Masafumi Takada. Both are on the Killer7 soundtrack, which you should probably own by now.

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_86.mp3
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Is it leather? Faux leather? Who can tell? It sure looks pretty comfortable, though. I'd wear it, is what I'm saying. Also discussed: Lucky and Wild, The Galloping Ghost, broken cabinets, Mark of the Wolves, lots of people watching Street Fighter, Steam Links, and a brief moving update.

Opening theme music was Back to the Light, by Jun Fukuda. Closing theme music was Rave On, By Masafumi Takada. Both are on the Killer7 soundtrack, which you should probably own by now.

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_85.mp3
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Welcome to Please Do Not Turn Off Your Console, where we talk about the latest in movies. We're here to tell you all about the hottest films of 2015 and 2016, along with Doctor Doom, Titanfall V Overwatch, live pants changing, Fury3, Monster Truck Madness, how's the trains, Pokemon Go, Inks, The Neon Demon.

Opening Theme is Back to the Light, by Jun Fukuda off the Killer 7 Soundtrack. Closing track is The Demon Dance by Julian Winding off the Neon Demon OST.

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_84.mp3
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Is there anything worse than teeth trouble? Like, anything? Jesus, it makes us cringe just thinking about it. There was a holiday, but we are back after celebrating the birthday of this great nation to discuss how Spider-man is a whiny little turdboy, VA-11 Hall-A, Street Fighter V, teeth problems, weird Pokemon urges, Ibuki, more Street Fighter V talk, sorry people just deal with it.

Opening theme music was Back to the Light, by Jun Fukuda. Closing song was Ibuki's Theme off the Street Fighter Third Strike soundtrack. 

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_83.mp3
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Burger King doesn't get enough credit for being as good as they are. They want you to have the best possible Burger King experience, and they are willing to go the extra mile to ensure that it happens. God bless you, Burger King. 

Also discussed: burgers at breakfast, the McDonald's Breakfast Menu, Mac and Cheetos, Ford's Firewatch Theft, Puzzle Quest, Peggy Carter's dope hat, comfortable pants, Pirates of the Burning Sea, Vin Diesel was totally the Iron Giant, Canadian RPGs, Hearthstone, those gems, free to play games, and living life a quarter mile at a time. 

Video games! We talk about them sometimes.

Opening song was Carlos Slim by Riff Raff, off Peach Panther. Closing music was the victory music from the Cutthroats Soundtrack, by I Have No Idea. Sorry, guy. 

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_82.mp3
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E3 is here but we're concerned with that dank stuff, that dark stuff. That sticky icky. That...really long tangent about comic books and luchadors. Also on the docket: space PCP, the Darkness' dankest nuggs, not a game, Hitman, more comics, doing the deed, god of who cares, Sean Connery's brother, respecting the hustle.

Opening theme music was Back to the Light, by Jun Fukuda. Closing theme music was Rave On, By Masafumi Takada. Both are on the Killer7 soundtrack, which you should probably own by now.

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_81.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:09pm EDT

It's a new week, which means it's new podcast time, and boy are we excited to bring some hot discussion about video games, or really the fact that we've not played a lot of video games recently. But we do discuss books, the Peach Panther, Nonstop Knight, the meower of greyskull, books, murdering fools, tequila, bomber jackets, pachinko, patreon, and darktube.bike. So there's plenty of good stuff for you to listen to, okay?

Intro was Moonstruck (Instrumental) by Action Bronson. Outro is Swimming Pools (Drank) (Instrumental) by Kendrick Lamar. 

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_80.mp3
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