Please Do Not Turn Off Your Console

Man, get the fuck out of here with all that bread. This is a burger, not a club sandwich. What the hell are you doing with your time, Michael Donald? Your overuse of bread will be your undoing.

Boy, we sure did talk a lot about the brave hero Ray Smuckles and the lands of Fire Emblem this episode! We also talked about Not a Hero! Matt doesn't really like the writing in Not a Hero! The writing in Fire Emblem is probably not worth mentioning? It exists, certainly, but I don't know that everyone's come to the yard for the writing, you know what I mean?

Anyway, there was something that Matt wanted me to link in the show notes but he forgot to send the link my way and I really don't feel like looking it up! Check @costabiled and maybe he'll put it there.

Maybe you want to watch Aaron play a game, or perhaps Paul; maybe you'd prefer Matt? The choice is yours.

Find our Youtube page HERE.

Opening theme: "Back to the Light" - Jun Fukuda, Killer7

Closing theme: "Xor Connection" - Stephane Picq, Commander Blood

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:35pm EDT

What better way to kick off a playthrough of Dark Souls II than to do it half-drunk at 1 in the morning?

 

Category:streams -- posted at: 7:59am EDT

A tragedy in two parts. First, Aaron tried to pilot some mechs and killdozers to destabilize a nation for his corporate overlords. It uh... didn't go so well.

Then, he tried to pull off some stealthy heists and other acts of corporate espionage in an effort to save his fellow corporate espionage allies. It uh... well, it started off well, anyway?

 

Sorry he was a bit quiet in that second stream. It is the way of things.

Category:streams -- posted at: 5:02pm EDT

Aw yeah baby how you like that touchscreen, know what I'm saying? You know we got that good cell phone service so you can call all night long, ya heard? Why don't you come upstairs and we'll put our phones on vibrate?

This was probably our horniest episode to date, but we also took some important time out of discussing how badly T-Mobile wants to fuck by discussing other things, such as the PDNTOYC Hip Hop Minute, Great Fairy Lady Gaga, DOOM, Aaron's new mouse, Solitarica, that Pirate porn, and shooting anime children out of a cannon. Fair warning, there's some talk about Split, which doesn't spoil Split but does feature Aaron going in pretty hard with some End of Evangelion references. Also Matt googles some things he probably shouldn't have.

Maybe you want to watch Aaron play a game, or perhaps Paul; maybe you'd prefer Matt? The choice is yours.

Find our Youtube page HERE.

Opening theme: "Back to the Light" - Jun Fukuda, Killer7

Closing theme: "Xor Connection" - Stephane Picq, Commander Blood

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_110.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:01pm EDT

Sometimes you've got a hunger and nothing else will satisfy but a soup made for a hungry boy: Hungry Boy Soups, the soup that eats like a meal, which I guess most soups can be eaten as a meal so whatever. This is a fictional product anyway, get off my balls about it.

The world is slowly descending into a dystopian nightmare, but that doesn't mean that we can't gather 'round our microphones and whisper about the video games of today, and those we have enjoyed in years past. Come, pull up a comfortable chair and listen to our tales of For Honor, The Division, Diablo Three, Satellite Reign, Deus Ex, and some other stuff too. I really should write this stuff down and not try to remember all of it. Jackbox Party Pack! That was one.

Maybe you want to watch Aaron play a game, or perhaps Paul; maybe you'd prefer Matt? The choice is yours.

Find our Youtube page HERE.

Opening theme: "Back to the Light" - Jun Fukuda, Killer7

Closing theme: "Xor Connection" - Stephane Picq, Commander Blood

Direct download: pdntoyc013017.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:30pm EDT

The world is a goddamn mess, and we are all facing an uncertain future in what may be the ruins of a once-great age. But listen, my babies - skeleton man is gonna strum that guitar and play you a tune. Sit down and let the weight of the world fall off your shoulders for a little while. You can pick the world back up later. 

In the meantime, Aaron and Matt have a certified pod-banger for you, covering a wealth of topics, some of which might even be video games! Did you know Hyper Light Drifter is a goddamn masterpiece? Yeah, it is. Also discussed: High Hopes and Lofty Goals, Switch Preorders, geography lessons, not finishing things, Yung Peezy, belligerent disinterest, VR Troopers, sexy Rita Repulsa, fanfiction corner, Dishonored talk, playing out of order, Commando, Hyper Light Drifter is so good, I wish ReCore was not a mess, BMX xXx, muggles.

Opening theme: "Back to the Light" - Jun Fukuda, Killer7

Closing theme: "Xor Connection" - Stephane Picq, Commander Blood

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_108.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:48pm EDT

Seriously, I'm not a wolf now and it sucks! Let me be a wolf! Let me run free with my lupine brethren in the forests! I'll probably be killed by some asshole hunter or starve or something, but it will all be worth it to feel the wind in my fur and smell all the wonderful smells of the forest, like other wolves and their excrements.

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Anyway, we spent most of the time talking about the Switch, but that was toward the end. Before then, we talked about some other games, like Invisible Inc, XCOM 2, DOOM, and Diablo 1. 3? Maybe both, that was Aaron's bag and I didn't listen to his dispatch at all. But you'll like all of it. You always do, and we thank you for that!

I'm sorry for this horrible Bowie cover: it's really bad and it's all Matt's fault

Maybe you want to watch Aaron play a game, or perhaps Paul; maybe you'd prefer Matt? The choice is yours.

Find our Youtube page HERE.

Opening theme: Man, I knew I forgot something.

Closing theme: "Xor Connection" - Stephane Picq, Commander Blood

EDIT: Hey, fixed the sound file. Now this long-ass podcast is even longer! Oh frabjous day!

Direct download: pdntoyc1-17-17.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:48pm EDT

Hey, look, don't steal that PSN name. It's a good name and one day it will be my name and you can't have it fuck you fuck you.

Sorry, that got away from me.

Enjoy this late-as-hell episode regarding such lofty topics as bad Best Buy experiences, the royal lineage of Maroon 5, good-ass underwear, so much Dark Souls, so very, very much Dark Souls, The Witness, Inside, PSN IDs of the past and future, and Street Fighter V.

There was some other stuff in there too, but I once again failed to take good notes while it was going on and I'm sure not going to listen through the whole thing now. 

Here's all our Twitch info:

Aaron

Paul

Matt

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Opening theme: "Back to the Light" - Jun Fukuda, Killer7

Closing theme: "Xor Connection" - Stephane Picq, Commander Blood

Direct download: pdntoyc011217.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:04pm EDT

Yes, well, sometimes you want to get a podcast out the door but instead you end up with a Destiny stream that happens days after you should have uploaded that podcast that, by the way, doesn't exist. Hey, but Sam's here! And Matty Business! And me, Paul! Y'all want to see some relatively competent Destiny? BUCKLE UP.

 

Category:streams -- posted at: 11:11pm EDT

Look. I'm not going to pretend that any of this is going to make any sense to you. It doesn't make any sense to me and I recorded the damn thing.

If you ever wondered what would happen if a sleep-deprived Aaron and Paul got in a van and recorded a podcast while driving home, well, your long wait for answers is over. I think we mostly talked about coffee? I can't be sure because I'm afraid to actually go back and listen to it. 

The audio quality might not be great, either, but I did my best. We did talk about Deus Ex 3. We tried to discuss Dragon Age at some point but kept getting distracted as all hell.

There is no opening or closing music because I am on my laptop and can't be bothered to track down the songs I wanted to use, or to figure out how to record the audio like I have been doing on my PC. OH WELL. 

MERRY CHRISTMAS, BEDFORD FALLS!!

Direct download: pdntoyc122816again.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:25am EDT