Please Do Not Turn Off Your Console

 

Aaron decided to kill a blood-starved beast, Aaron's internet decided it didn't enjoy giving sufficient bandwidth to stream, and twitch decided to freeze and stutter a bit. But at least you can listen to the end! Too bad you can't see anything for the last five minutes, huh?

Category:streams -- posted at: 8:50am EDT

In a shocking development, Matt and Aaron have a semi-coherent discussion this week. What's that mean, you ask? Well, for starters it means we actually discuss news that is Happening In the World (at least for a few seconds) before getting into a lengthy discussion about dogs and King of Fighters.

Look at this very good dog:

[You can't, it's borked]

Also discussed: Switch News, petting dogs, Eric Bana, Look Who's Talking, Seth Killian, fighting games, so many fighting games, our fine Streaming Content.

Maybe you want to watch Aaron play a game, or perhaps Paul; maybe you'd prefer Matt? The choice is yours.

Find our Youtube page HERE.

Opening theme: "Back to the Light" - Jun Fukuda, Killer7

Closing theme: "Xor Connection" - Stephane Picq, Commander Blood

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_112.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:57pm EDT

Hey, here comes the second installment of this silly-ass feature chuggin' down the tracks. Am I allowed to call it a feature if I've only done it twice? Well, whatever. This episode sees our intrepid Deprived lady make her way through the opening moves of the game, in a much more entertaining and action-packed way than the previous episode. It's also longer than the previous one. And maybe there's a bit more conversation? I dunno, this stuff is hard to figure out.

Category:streams -- posted at: 12:06am EDT

Well, for whatever reason Aaron decided to go back to Bloodborne after a lengthy hiatus. It goes about as well as you'd assume it would - which is to say I hope you like watching him die a lot.

Category:streams -- posted at: 4:07pm EDT

Man, get the fuck out of here with all that bread. This is a burger, not a club sandwich. What the hell are you doing with your time, Michael Donald? Your overuse of bread will be your undoing.

Boy, we sure did talk a lot about the brave hero Ray Smuckles and the lands of Fire Emblem this episode! We also talked about Not a Hero! Matt doesn't really like the writing in Not a Hero! The writing in Fire Emblem is probably not worth mentioning? It exists, certainly, but I don't know that everyone's come to the yard for the writing, you know what I mean?

Anyway, there was something that Matt wanted me to link in the show notes but he forgot to send the link my way and I really don't feel like looking it up! Check @costabiled and maybe he'll put it there.

Maybe you want to watch Aaron play a game, or perhaps Paul; maybe you'd prefer Matt? The choice is yours.

Find our Youtube page HERE.

Opening theme: "Back to the Light" - Jun Fukuda, Killer7

Closing theme: "Xor Connection" - Stephane Picq, Commander Blood

Direct download: pdntoyc021317.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:35pm EDT

What better way to kick off a playthrough of Dark Souls II than to do it half-drunk at 1 in the morning?

 

Category:streams -- posted at: 7:59am EDT

A tragedy in two parts. First, Aaron tried to pilot some mechs and killdozers to destabilize a nation for his corporate overlords. It uh... didn't go so well.

Then, he tried to pull off some stealthy heists and other acts of corporate espionage in an effort to save his fellow corporate espionage allies. It uh... well, it started off well, anyway?

 

Sorry he was a bit quiet in that second stream. It is the way of things.

Category:streams -- posted at: 5:02pm EDT

Aw yeah baby how you like that touchscreen, know what I'm saying? You know we got that good cell phone service so you can call all night long, ya heard? Why don't you come upstairs and we'll put our phones on vibrate?

This was probably our horniest episode to date, but we also took some important time out of discussing how badly T-Mobile wants to fuck by discussing other things, such as the PDNTOYC Hip Hop Minute, Great Fairy Lady Gaga, DOOM, Aaron's new mouse, Solitarica, that Pirate porn, and shooting anime children out of a cannon. Fair warning, there's some talk about Split, which doesn't spoil Split but does feature Aaron going in pretty hard with some End of Evangelion references. Also Matt googles some things he probably shouldn't have.

Maybe you want to watch Aaron play a game, or perhaps Paul; maybe you'd prefer Matt? The choice is yours.

Find our Youtube page HERE.

Opening theme: "Back to the Light" - Jun Fukuda, Killer7

Closing theme: "Xor Connection" - Stephane Picq, Commander Blood

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_110.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:01pm EDT

Sometimes you've got a hunger and nothing else will satisfy but a soup made for a hungry boy: Hungry Boy Soups, the soup that eats like a meal, which I guess most soups can be eaten as a meal so whatever. This is a fictional product anyway, get off my balls about it.

The world is slowly descending into a dystopian nightmare, but that doesn't mean that we can't gather 'round our microphones and whisper about the video games of today, and those we have enjoyed in years past. Come, pull up a comfortable chair and listen to our tales of For Honor, The Division, Diablo Three, Satellite Reign, Deus Ex, and some other stuff too. I really should write this stuff down and not try to remember all of it. Jackbox Party Pack! That was one.

Maybe you want to watch Aaron play a game, or perhaps Paul; maybe you'd prefer Matt? The choice is yours.

Find our Youtube page HERE.

Opening theme: "Back to the Light" - Jun Fukuda, Killer7

Closing theme: "Xor Connection" - Stephane Picq, Commander Blood

Direct download: pdntoyc013017.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:30pm EDT

The world is a goddamn mess, and we are all facing an uncertain future in what may be the ruins of a once-great age. But listen, my babies - skeleton man is gonna strum that guitar and play you a tune. Sit down and let the weight of the world fall off your shoulders for a little while. You can pick the world back up later. 

In the meantime, Aaron and Matt have a certified pod-banger for you, covering a wealth of topics, some of which might even be video games! Did you know Hyper Light Drifter is a goddamn masterpiece? Yeah, it is. Also discussed: High Hopes and Lofty Goals, Switch Preorders, geography lessons, not finishing things, Yung Peezy, belligerent disinterest, VR Troopers, sexy Rita Repulsa, fanfiction corner, Dishonored talk, playing out of order, Commando, Hyper Light Drifter is so good, I wish ReCore was not a mess, BMX xXx, muggles.

Opening theme: "Back to the Light" - Jun Fukuda, Killer7

Closing theme: "Xor Connection" - Stephane Picq, Commander Blood

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_108.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:48pm EDT