Please Do Not Turn Off Your Console

 What better time than the announcement of a sequel to Shadow of Mordor to actually get around to making some progress in Shadow of Mordor?

That's what Aaron thinks, anyway. Lots of orcs lose their heads in this one. Also, Aaron looks vaguely competent as a player of video games, which is a new one. Don't worry though, he's not that competent. Let's not get carried away.

Category:streams -- posted at: 5:22pm EDT

Did you think I forgot to record one of these this weekend? Well, honestly, you're absolutely right. I clean forgot. But here it is anyway! The Third Part of our wonderful journey through the lands of Drangleic. Is it Drangleic or Drangelic?

It's Drangleic. I checked.

Category:streams -- posted at: 10:53pm EDT

 

Aaron decided to kill a blood-starved beast, Aaron's internet decided it didn't enjoy giving sufficient bandwidth to stream, and twitch decided to freeze and stutter a bit. But at least you can listen to the end! Too bad you can't see anything for the last five minutes, huh?

Category:streams -- posted at: 8:50am EDT

In a shocking development, Matt and Aaron have a semi-coherent discussion this week. What's that mean, you ask? Well, for starters it means we actually discuss news that is Happening In the World (at least for a few seconds) before getting into a lengthy discussion about dogs and King of Fighters.

Look at this very good dog:

[You can't, it's borked]

Also discussed: Switch News, petting dogs, Eric Bana, Look Who's Talking, Seth Killian, fighting games, so many fighting games, our fine Streaming Content.

Maybe you want to watch Aaron play a game, or perhaps Paul; maybe you'd prefer Matt? The choice is yours.

Find our Youtube page HERE.

Opening theme: "Back to the Light" - Jun Fukuda, Killer7

Closing theme: "Xor Connection" - Stephane Picq, Commander Blood

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_112.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:57pm EDT

Hey, here comes the second installment of this silly-ass feature chuggin' down the tracks. Am I allowed to call it a feature if I've only done it twice? Well, whatever. This episode sees our intrepid Deprived lady make her way through the opening moves of the game, in a much more entertaining and action-packed way than the previous episode. It's also longer than the previous one. And maybe there's a bit more conversation? I dunno, this stuff is hard to figure out.

Category:streams -- posted at: 12:06am EDT

Well, for whatever reason Aaron decided to go back to Bloodborne after a lengthy hiatus. It goes about as well as you'd assume it would - which is to say I hope you like watching him die a lot.

Category:streams -- posted at: 4:07pm EDT

Man, get the fuck out of here with all that bread. This is a burger, not a club sandwich. What the hell are you doing with your time, Michael Donald? Your overuse of bread will be your undoing.

Boy, we sure did talk a lot about the brave hero Ray Smuckles and the lands of Fire Emblem this episode! We also talked about Not a Hero! Matt doesn't really like the writing in Not a Hero! The writing in Fire Emblem is probably not worth mentioning? It exists, certainly, but I don't know that everyone's come to the yard for the writing, you know what I mean?

Anyway, there was something that Matt wanted me to link in the show notes but he forgot to send the link my way and I really don't feel like looking it up! Check @costabiled and maybe he'll put it there.

Maybe you want to watch Aaron play a game, or perhaps Paul; maybe you'd prefer Matt? The choice is yours.

Find our Youtube page HERE.

Opening theme: "Back to the Light" - Jun Fukuda, Killer7

Closing theme: "Xor Connection" - Stephane Picq, Commander Blood

Direct download: pdntoyc021317.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:35pm EDT

What better way to kick off a playthrough of Dark Souls II than to do it half-drunk at 1 in the morning?

 

Category:streams -- posted at: 7:59am EDT

A tragedy in two parts. First, Aaron tried to pilot some mechs and killdozers to destabilize a nation for his corporate overlords. It uh... didn't go so well.

Then, he tried to pull off some stealthy heists and other acts of corporate espionage in an effort to save his fellow corporate espionage allies. It uh... well, it started off well, anyway?

 

Sorry he was a bit quiet in that second stream. It is the way of things.

Category:streams -- posted at: 5:02pm EDT

Aw yeah baby how you like that touchscreen, know what I'm saying? You know we got that good cell phone service so you can call all night long, ya heard? Why don't you come upstairs and we'll put our phones on vibrate?

This was probably our horniest episode to date, but we also took some important time out of discussing how badly T-Mobile wants to fuck by discussing other things, such as the PDNTOYC Hip Hop Minute, Great Fairy Lady Gaga, DOOM, Aaron's new mouse, Solitarica, that Pirate porn, and shooting anime children out of a cannon. Fair warning, there's some talk about Split, which doesn't spoil Split but does feature Aaron going in pretty hard with some End of Evangelion references. Also Matt googles some things he probably shouldn't have.

Maybe you want to watch Aaron play a game, or perhaps Paul; maybe you'd prefer Matt? The choice is yours.

Find our Youtube page HERE.

Opening theme: "Back to the Light" - Jun Fukuda, Killer7

Closing theme: "Xor Connection" - Stephane Picq, Commander Blood

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_110.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:01pm EDT