Please Do Not Turn Off Your Console (general)

The bigger they are, the harder they fall on this action-packed episode of Please Do Not Turn Off Your Console. Can your big boi keep his cool in the face of insurmountable odds? Can he dance a ballet? How much poise does the big boi have?

There's a lot of Souls talk, and an awful lot of talk about a Kickstarter that may have expired by the time you get around to listening. On the off chance it's still going, here's the link: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/hellpoint/hellpoint-a-dark-sci-fi-rpg

Maybe you want to watch Aaron play a game, or perhaps Paul; maybe you'd prefer Matt? Also, sometimes we stream on Beam! The choice is yours.

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Opening theme:This Wonderful Thing

Closing theme: "Xor Connection" - Stephane Picq, Commander Blood

Direct download: pdntoyc050617.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:49pm EST

Look, I'll be honest with you. This was late, both in day and in hour, and one of us (me) has been real sick recently. But we made a podcast, just for you, and we put it up on the internet for your listening pleasure.

Honestly, there's not a lot of video game talk! There's plenty of talk about food, and a lot of tabletop gaming talk, but hey nobody ever said this was a podcast about video games.

Except us. We might have said that at some point.

Maybe you want to watch Aaron play a game, or perhaps Paul; maybe you'd prefer Matt? Also, sometimes we stream on Beam! The choice is yours.

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Opening theme: "Back to the Light" - Jun Fukuda, Killer7

Closing theme: "Xor Connection" - Stephane Picq, Commander Blood

Direct download: pdntoyc050217.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:32pm EST

It's a Matt and Aaron week, so you know we're going to give you the best podcast you'll ever hear from us this week at this particular moment in time. Aaron is briefly freaked out by the sheer number of episodes they've done up until this point, but we get over that looming milestone and instead get down to the nitty gritty of video games, namely Persona 5 and, strangely enough, Diablo III. Diablo III is very good and you should play it.

Also discussed: Fast and Furious talk, Super Metroid on the Switch, Nintendo Follies, plane games, the bells, maximum skeletons, Destiny 2 and maybe some other stuff I can't remember right now.

Maybe you want to watch Aaron play a game, or perhaps Paul; maybe you'd prefer Matt? Also, sometimes we stream on Beam! The choice is yours.

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Opening theme: "Theme of F.A.N.G." - Capcom, Street Fighter V

Closing theme: "Xor Connection" - Stephane Picq, Commander Blood

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_119.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:23pm EST

I want you all to know that I did a lot of editing on this one. I edited out a LOT of silence, due to the fact that our silent partner likes to get up to all sorts of shenanigans and I can't talk into a microphone about video games and keep an eye on the girl very well.

So this took me a while. You should appreciate it.

You should also appreciate all our talk about Mass Effect, Soundbars, Personas, and uh, basically that's it I think? I can't remember. Enjoy the show, though.

Maybe you want to watch Aaron play a game, or perhaps Paul; maybe you'd prefer Matt? Also, sometimes we stream on Beam! The choice is yours.

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Opening theme: "Back to the Light" - Jun Fukuda, Killer7

Closing theme: "Xor Connection" - Stephane Picq, Commander Blood

Direct download: pdntoyc040817.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:58pm EST

We hit a rolling start this week because sometimes the best way to get back into the swing of things is to just go, you know what I mean? Just get out there and do the damn thing. Did it work out? You shall be the judge of that, my friends.

Come for the bad Australian accents, but stay for the nuanced breakdown of a Dark Souls II stream, Mass Effect (Andromeda), what's on SyFy, rubbery Keanu Reeves, Horny Potter, Beamin', and other assorted nonsense that I literally can't remember even though we just finished talking about it. This bitchin' guitar, probably:

Maybe you want to watch Aaron play a game, or perhaps Paul; maybe you'd prefer Matt? Also, sometimes we stream on Beam! The choice is yours.

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Opening theme: "Back to the Light" - Jun Fukuda, Killer7

Closing theme: "Xor Connection" - Stephane Picq, Commander Blood

Direct download: pdntoyc04032017.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:24pm EST

We're back after an extended hiatus due to Problems, but Aaron and Matt are back in the podcasting saddle with a heaping helping of... actual video game talk? What the hell kind of a show is this, anyway?

Also discussed: Popeye's is a harbinger of our mortality, beautiful squid children, Impolite Society, BLOOOOOP, Fairly Sensitive Squid Dick, Cracker Barrel, Mass Effect Andromeda is actually fine guys, it's fine just relax for one, Miranda_Lawson_butt_shot.png

Maybe you want to watch Aaron play a game, or perhaps Paul; maybe you'd prefer Matt? Also, sometimes we stream on Beam! The choice is yours.

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Opening theme: "Back to the Light" - Jun Fukuda, Killer7

Closing theme: "Xor Connection" - Stephane Picq, Commander Blood

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_116.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:53pm EST

The endless quest for self-improvement continues as Aaron plays some Cammy the only way he knows how: Honestly.

A few problems with rollback aren't about to stop him from losing a lot, but along the way he manages to win a couple matches.

 

Category:general -- posted at: 3:36am EST

Welcome to another episode of this fine program, we're so glad you could join us here in our little corner of the internet. Matt and Aaron are here and they have brought along the finest goofs and giggles about video games, which we will get to right after we finish being good woke boys. Spring is in the air (at least in Germany) and so of course a young man's heart turns to Street Fighter, along with other excellent topics such as:

Zeni & Zeni, Pretty Lady What Into Video Games, Kurt Cobain, Focus on the Family is some old bullshit, getting blizzed on, I am the one who Morphs, Logan,retro video games, Street Fighter V, Barbie Supermodel, Earthbound.

Oh, and there are Very Vague Spoilers for Breath of the Wild's story around the 22 minute mark - don't worry, we call them out before we talk about 'em.

Maybe you want to watch Aaron play a game, or perhaps Paul; maybe you'd prefer Matt? Also, sometimes we stream on Beam! The choice is yours.

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Opening theme: "Back to the Light" - Jun Fukuda, Killer7

Closing theme: "Xor Connection" - Stephane Picq, Commander Blood

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_115.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:33pm EST

What's this? Could it be? Have the Brothers Poppleton finally reunited to record a podcast about video games? Yeah, that's right! There is a whole new schedule coming your way, one that promises MAXIMUM VARIETY!

We talked about the Switch. A lot! We also talked about open world games in general, because hey what else are you going to do, right? The only game that's really out is that there Breath of the Wild, so the story kinda writes itself, don't it?

Maybe you want to watch Aaron play a game, or perhaps Paul; maybe you'd prefer Matt? Also, sometimes we stream on Beam! The choice is yours.

Find our Youtube page HERE.

Opening theme: "Back to the Light" - Jun Fukuda, Killer7

Closing theme: "Xor Connection" - Stephane Picq, Commander Blood

Direct download: pdntoyc030516.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:57am EST

What are we talking about? Business, good sirs and gentle ladies, and biznass if you're nasty.

A storm is coming, and already it whips us in the face with newly released games of surprising quality! We only really are able to talk about one of them, though, so sit back as Paul regales you with a surprisingly real tale of Night in the Woods. Things get a little real for a minute, maybe you notice and maybe you don't, but you've been forewarned.

Also, holy shit have you listened to this??? It's amazing. I can only dream of pulling off such a professional ad read as that.

There was some other stuff we discussed, but I'll level with y'all and tell you that I didn't write this description up until today and we recorded yesterday so I've forgotten a lot. I know it was PRETTY GOOD CONTENT, though, so run with that.

Maybe you want to watch Aaron play a game, or perhaps Paul; maybe you'd prefer Matt? Also, sometimes we stream on Beam! The choice is yours.

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Opening theme: "Back to the Light" - Jun Fukuda, Killer7

Closing theme: "What is Hip" - Tower of Power

Direct download: pdntoyc022717.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:02pm EST