Please Do Not Turn Off Your Console (general)

Man I don't even know what happened here. This episode definitely went on the rambling side of the fence and did not come back no matter what enticements we offered it.

I'll be honest, y'all. I've got a cold and I don't remember at least 3/4 of what we talked about, so go with God and hopefully we didn't say anything terrible.

Maybe you want to watch Aaron play a game, or perhaps Paul; maybe you'd prefer Matt? Also, sometimes we stream on Mixer! The choice is yours. We lied about never changing.

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Opening theme: "Back to the Light" - Jun Fukuda, Killer7

Closing theme: "Xor Connection" - Stephane Picq, Commander Blood

AW WHAT THE SHIT, CAST, YOU DE-SYNCED OUR AUDIO AGAIN. Time to figure out something new, I guess.

Direct download: Episode_126-mixed-1497921651-.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:43pm EDT

It's the run-up to the biggest game event of the year, so of course Aaron and Matt just talk about Dungeons and Dragons a lot. They also manage to talk about some video games for a bit, and go through a few of the more interesting announcements from the two press conferences that happened before they record this.

But mostly it's all D&D all day, or at least until Cast breaks and forces this episode to a blessed close. Sometimes that is the way the cookie crumbles. But hey you can hear Aaron carry on for like four minutes without realizing Matt is gone. 

Maybe you want to watch Aaron play a game, or perhaps Paul; maybe you'd prefer Matt? Also, sometimes we stream on Beam! The choice is yours. I know they changed the name to Mixr or something like that but I WILL NEVER CHANGE.

Find our Youtube page HERE.

Opening theme: "Back to the Light" - Jun Fukuda, Killer7

Closing theme: "Xor Connection" - Stephane Picq, Commander Blood

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_125.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:49pm EDT

DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE

YOU ARE A PIRATE

YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE

BEING A PIRATE IS ALL RIGHT TO BE

DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE

YOU ARE A PIRATE

Maybe you want to watch Aaron play a game, or perhaps Paul; maybe you'd prefer Matt? Also, sometimes we stream on Beam! The choice is yours.

Find our Youtube page HERE.

Opening theme: "Back to the Light" - Jun Fukuda, Killer7

Closing theme: "Xor Connection" - Stephane Picq, Commander Blood

Direct download: Episode_124-mixed-1496625062-.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:54pm EDT

Wow, did we really record another podcast? Did Matt and Paul really remember to record one and post it on time, no less?

Wonders never shall cease in this prime video game playing time. There are so many new games coming out that we decided to just talk about a bunch of games at random, so good luck following along because I am NOT going to go back and listen for all the titles. Matt went to an indie game thing at NYU! It sounds like it was pretty neat, and he has some thoughts on what he saw. That is the best service that we have done you today.

That and recommending that you play Dead Cells. Dead Cells is a very good Video Game.

Maybe you want to watch Aaron play a game, or perhaps Paul; maybe you'd prefer Matt? Also, sometimes we stream on Beam! The choice is yours.

Find our Youtube page HERE.

Opening theme: "Back to the Light" - Jun Fukuda, Killer7

Closing theme: "Xor Connection" - Stephane Picq, Commander Blood

Direct download: pdntoyc052217.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:46pm EDT

God, this fucking year has been hard, hasn't it? Bring it in, everyone, we will get through it together somehow. I promise. Fortunately, Aaron and Matt are here to brighten your day with what is sure to be a podcast for the ages. After exposing government corruption in the first few minutes, we move on to miraculous Monster energy drinks and more, including:

All the small things, Eurovision, Bang Boom Bang!, Dark Souls, ONUKA, Ukraine, GCWxtreme, ,  Manzter Tov, XFL, Hellgate London, Final Fantasy VII Now for PC, Tokyo 42, a quick update on that Dark Souls in Space thing we talked about last week, the Surge, and what the fuck is Square Enix doing, seriously what the hell guys.

That Tokyo Dark Souls thing we talked about is here.

Maybe you want to watch Aaron play a game, or perhaps Paul; maybe you'd prefer Matt? Also, sometimes we stream on Beam! The choice is yours.

Find our Youtube page HERE.

Opening theme: "Back to the Light" - Jun Fukuda, Killer7

Closing theme: "Xor Connection" - Stephane Picq, Commander Blood

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_122.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:53pm EDT

The bigger they are, the harder they fall on this action-packed episode of Please Do Not Turn Off Your Console. Can your big boi keep his cool in the face of insurmountable odds? Can he dance a ballet? How much poise does the big boi have?

There's a lot of Souls talk, and an awful lot of talk about a Kickstarter that may have expired by the time you get around to listening. On the off chance it's still going, here's the link: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/hellpoint/hellpoint-a-dark-sci-fi-rpg

Maybe you want to watch Aaron play a game, or perhaps Paul; maybe you'd prefer Matt? Also, sometimes we stream on Beam! The choice is yours.

Find our Youtube page HERE.

Opening theme:This Wonderful Thing

Closing theme: "Xor Connection" - Stephane Picq, Commander Blood

Direct download: pdntoyc050617.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:49pm EDT

Look, I'll be honest with you. This was late, both in day and in hour, and one of us (me) has been real sick recently. But we made a podcast, just for you, and we put it up on the internet for your listening pleasure.

Honestly, there's not a lot of video game talk! There's plenty of talk about food, and a lot of tabletop gaming talk, but hey nobody ever said this was a podcast about video games.

Except us. We might have said that at some point.

Maybe you want to watch Aaron play a game, or perhaps Paul; maybe you'd prefer Matt? Also, sometimes we stream on Beam! The choice is yours.

Find our Youtube page HERE.

Opening theme: "Back to the Light" - Jun Fukuda, Killer7

Closing theme: "Xor Connection" - Stephane Picq, Commander Blood

Direct download: pdntoyc050217.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:32pm EDT

It's a Matt and Aaron week, so you know we're going to give you the best podcast you'll ever hear from us this week at this particular moment in time. Aaron is briefly freaked out by the sheer number of episodes they've done up until this point, but we get over that looming milestone and instead get down to the nitty gritty of video games, namely Persona 5 and, strangely enough, Diablo III. Diablo III is very good and you should play it.

Also discussed: Fast and Furious talk, Super Metroid on the Switch, Nintendo Follies, plane games, the bells, maximum skeletons, Destiny 2 and maybe some other stuff I can't remember right now.

Maybe you want to watch Aaron play a game, or perhaps Paul; maybe you'd prefer Matt? Also, sometimes we stream on Beam! The choice is yours.

Find our Youtube page HERE.

Opening theme: "Theme of F.A.N.G." - Capcom, Street Fighter V

Closing theme: "Xor Connection" - Stephane Picq, Commander Blood

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_119.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:23pm EDT

I want you all to know that I did a lot of editing on this one. I edited out a LOT of silence, due to the fact that our silent partner likes to get up to all sorts of shenanigans and I can't talk into a microphone about video games and keep an eye on the girl very well.

So this took me a while. You should appreciate it.

You should also appreciate all our talk about Mass Effect, Soundbars, Personas, and uh, basically that's it I think? I can't remember. Enjoy the show, though.

Maybe you want to watch Aaron play a game, or perhaps Paul; maybe you'd prefer Matt? Also, sometimes we stream on Beam! The choice is yours.

Find our Youtube page HERE.

Opening theme: "Back to the Light" - Jun Fukuda, Killer7

Closing theme: "Xor Connection" - Stephane Picq, Commander Blood

Direct download: pdntoyc040817.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:58pm EDT

We hit a rolling start this week because sometimes the best way to get back into the swing of things is to just go, you know what I mean? Just get out there and do the damn thing. Did it work out? You shall be the judge of that, my friends.

Come for the bad Australian accents, but stay for the nuanced breakdown of a Dark Souls II stream, Mass Effect (Andromeda), what's on SyFy, rubbery Keanu Reeves, Horny Potter, Beamin', and other assorted nonsense that I literally can't remember even though we just finished talking about it. This bitchin' guitar, probably:

Maybe you want to watch Aaron play a game, or perhaps Paul; maybe you'd prefer Matt? Also, sometimes we stream on Beam! The choice is yours.

Find our Youtube page HERE.

Opening theme: "Back to the Light" - Jun Fukuda, Killer7

Closing theme: "Xor Connection" - Stephane Picq, Commander Blood

Direct download: pdntoyc04032017.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:24pm EDT