Please Do Not Turn Off Your Console (general)

We hit a rolling start this week because sometimes the best way to get back into the swing of things is to just go, you know what I mean? Just get out there and do the damn thing. Did it work out? You shall be the judge of that, my friends.

Come for the bad Australian accents, but stay for the nuanced breakdown of a Dark Souls II stream, Mass Effect (Andromeda), what's on SyFy, rubbery Keanu Reeves, Horny Potter, Beamin', and other assorted nonsense that I literally can't remember even though we just finished talking about it. This bitchin' guitar, probably:

Maybe you want to watch Aaron play a game, or perhaps Paul; maybe you'd prefer Matt? Also, sometimes we stream on Beam! The choice is yours.

Find our Youtube page HERE.

Opening theme: "Back to the Light" - Jun Fukuda, Killer7

Closing theme: "Xor Connection" - Stephane Picq, Commander Blood

Direct download: pdntoyc04032017.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:24pm EDT

We're back after an extended hiatus due to Problems, but Aaron and Matt are back in the podcasting saddle with a heaping helping of... actual video game talk? What the hell kind of a show is this, anyway?

Also discussed: Popeye's is a harbinger of our mortality, beautiful squid children, Impolite Society, BLOOOOOP, Fairly Sensitive Squid Dick, Cracker Barrel, Mass Effect Andromeda is actually fine guys, it's fine just relax for one, Miranda_Lawson_butt_shot.png

Maybe you want to watch Aaron play a game, or perhaps Paul; maybe you'd prefer Matt? Also, sometimes we stream on Beam! The choice is yours.

Find our Youtube page HERE.

Opening theme: "Back to the Light" - Jun Fukuda, Killer7

Closing theme: "Xor Connection" - Stephane Picq, Commander Blood

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_116.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:53pm EDT

The endless quest for self-improvement continues as Aaron plays some Cammy the only way he knows how: Honestly.

A few problems with rollback aren't about to stop him from losing a lot, but along the way he manages to win a couple matches.

 

Category:general -- posted at: 3:36am EDT

Welcome to another episode of this fine program, we're so glad you could join us here in our little corner of the internet. Matt and Aaron are here and they have brought along the finest goofs and giggles about video games, which we will get to right after we finish being good woke boys. Spring is in the air (at least in Germany) and so of course a young man's heart turns to Street Fighter, along with other excellent topics such as:

Zeni & Zeni, Pretty Lady What Into Video Games, Kurt Cobain, Focus on the Family is some old bullshit, getting blizzed on, I am the one who Morphs, Logan,retro video games, Street Fighter V, Barbie Supermodel, Earthbound.

Oh, and there are Very Vague Spoilers for Breath of the Wild's story around the 22 minute mark - don't worry, we call them out before we talk about 'em.

Maybe you want to watch Aaron play a game, or perhaps Paul; maybe you'd prefer Matt? Also, sometimes we stream on Beam! The choice is yours.

Find our Youtube page HERE.

Opening theme: "Back to the Light" - Jun Fukuda, Killer7

Closing theme: "Xor Connection" - Stephane Picq, Commander Blood

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_115.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:33pm EDT

What's this? Could it be? Have the Brothers Poppleton finally reunited to record a podcast about video games? Yeah, that's right! There is a whole new schedule coming your way, one that promises MAXIMUM VARIETY!

We talked about the Switch. A lot! We also talked about open world games in general, because hey what else are you going to do, right? The only game that's really out is that there Breath of the Wild, so the story kinda writes itself, don't it?

Maybe you want to watch Aaron play a game, or perhaps Paul; maybe you'd prefer Matt? Also, sometimes we stream on Beam! The choice is yours.

Find our Youtube page HERE.

Opening theme: "Back to the Light" - Jun Fukuda, Killer7

Closing theme: "Xor Connection" - Stephane Picq, Commander Blood

Direct download: pdntoyc030516.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:57am EDT

What are we talking about? Business, good sirs and gentle ladies, and biznass if you're nasty.

A storm is coming, and already it whips us in the face with newly released games of surprising quality! We only really are able to talk about one of them, though, so sit back as Paul regales you with a surprisingly real tale of Night in the Woods. Things get a little real for a minute, maybe you notice and maybe you don't, but you've been forewarned.

Also, holy shit have you listened to this??? It's amazing. I can only dream of pulling off such a professional ad read as that.

There was some other stuff we discussed, but I'll level with y'all and tell you that I didn't write this description up until today and we recorded yesterday so I've forgotten a lot. I know it was PRETTY GOOD CONTENT, though, so run with that.

Maybe you want to watch Aaron play a game, or perhaps Paul; maybe you'd prefer Matt? Also, sometimes we stream on Beam! The choice is yours.

Find our Youtube page HERE.

Opening theme: "Back to the Light" - Jun Fukuda, Killer7

Closing theme: "What is Hip" - Tower of Power

Direct download: pdntoyc022717.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:02pm EDT

In a shocking development, Matt and Aaron have a semi-coherent discussion this week. What's that mean, you ask? Well, for starters it means we actually discuss news that is Happening In the World (at least for a few seconds) before getting into a lengthy discussion about dogs and King of Fighters.

Look at this very good dog:

[You can't, it's borked]

Also discussed: Switch News, petting dogs, Eric Bana, Look Who's Talking, Seth Killian, fighting games, so many fighting games, our fine Streaming Content.

Maybe you want to watch Aaron play a game, or perhaps Paul; maybe you'd prefer Matt? The choice is yours.

Find our Youtube page HERE.

Opening theme: "Back to the Light" - Jun Fukuda, Killer7

Closing theme: "Xor Connection" - Stephane Picq, Commander Blood

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_112.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:57pm EDT

Man, get the fuck out of here with all that bread. This is a burger, not a club sandwich. What the hell are you doing with your time, Michael Donald? Your overuse of bread will be your undoing.

Boy, we sure did talk a lot about the brave hero Ray Smuckles and the lands of Fire Emblem this episode! We also talked about Not a Hero! Matt doesn't really like the writing in Not a Hero! The writing in Fire Emblem is probably not worth mentioning? It exists, certainly, but I don't know that everyone's come to the yard for the writing, you know what I mean?

Anyway, there was something that Matt wanted me to link in the show notes but he forgot to send the link my way and I really don't feel like looking it up! Check @costabiled and maybe he'll put it there.

Maybe you want to watch Aaron play a game, or perhaps Paul; maybe you'd prefer Matt? The choice is yours.

Find our Youtube page HERE.

Opening theme: "Back to the Light" - Jun Fukuda, Killer7

Closing theme: "Xor Connection" - Stephane Picq, Commander Blood

Direct download: pdntoyc021317.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:35pm EDT

Aw yeah baby how you like that touchscreen, know what I'm saying? You know we got that good cell phone service so you can call all night long, ya heard? Why don't you come upstairs and we'll put our phones on vibrate?

This was probably our horniest episode to date, but we also took some important time out of discussing how badly T-Mobile wants to fuck by discussing other things, such as the PDNTOYC Hip Hop Minute, Great Fairy Lady Gaga, DOOM, Aaron's new mouse, Solitarica, that Pirate porn, and shooting anime children out of a cannon. Fair warning, there's some talk about Split, which doesn't spoil Split but does feature Aaron going in pretty hard with some End of Evangelion references. Also Matt googles some things he probably shouldn't have.

Maybe you want to watch Aaron play a game, or perhaps Paul; maybe you'd prefer Matt? The choice is yours.

Find our Youtube page HERE.

Opening theme: "Back to the Light" - Jun Fukuda, Killer7

Closing theme: "Xor Connection" - Stephane Picq, Commander Blood

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_110.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:01pm EDT

Sometimes you've got a hunger and nothing else will satisfy but a soup made for a hungry boy: Hungry Boy Soups, the soup that eats like a meal, which I guess most soups can be eaten as a meal so whatever. This is a fictional product anyway, get off my balls about it.

The world is slowly descending into a dystopian nightmare, but that doesn't mean that we can't gather 'round our microphones and whisper about the video games of today, and those we have enjoyed in years past. Come, pull up a comfortable chair and listen to our tales of For Honor, The Division, Diablo Three, Satellite Reign, Deus Ex, and some other stuff too. I really should write this stuff down and not try to remember all of it. Jackbox Party Pack! That was one.

Maybe you want to watch Aaron play a game, or perhaps Paul; maybe you'd prefer Matt? The choice is yours.

Find our Youtube page HERE.

Opening theme: "Back to the Light" - Jun Fukuda, Killer7

Closing theme: "Xor Connection" - Stephane Picq, Commander Blood

Direct download: pdntoyc013017.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:30pm EDT