Please Do Not Turn Off Your Console

Sometimes you've got a hunger and nothing else will satisfy but a soup made for a hungry boy: Hungry Boy Soups, the soup that eats like a meal, which I guess most soups can be eaten as a meal so whatever. This is a fictional product anyway, get off my balls about it.

The world is slowly descending into a dystopian nightmare, but that doesn't mean that we can't gather 'round our microphones and whisper about the video games of today, and those we have enjoyed in years past. Come, pull up a comfortable chair and listen to our tales of For Honor, The Division, Diablo Three, Satellite Reign, Deus Ex, and some other stuff too. I really should write this stuff down and not try to remember all of it. Jackbox Party Pack! That was one.

Maybe you want to watch Aaron play a game, or perhaps Paul; maybe you'd prefer Matt? The choice is yours.

Find our Youtube page HERE.

Opening theme: "Back to the Light" - Jun Fukuda, Killer7

Closing theme: "Xor Connection" - Stephane Picq, Commander Blood

Direct download: pdntoyc013017.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:30pm EST

The world is a goddamn mess, and we are all facing an uncertain future in what may be the ruins of a once-great age. But listen, my babies - skeleton man is gonna strum that guitar and play you a tune. Sit down and let the weight of the world fall off your shoulders for a little while. You can pick the world back up later. 

In the meantime, Aaron and Matt have a certified pod-banger for you, covering a wealth of topics, some of which might even be video games! Did you know Hyper Light Drifter is a goddamn masterpiece? Yeah, it is. Also discussed: High Hopes and Lofty Goals, Switch Preorders, geography lessons, not finishing things, Yung Peezy, belligerent disinterest, VR Troopers, sexy Rita Repulsa, fanfiction corner, Dishonored talk, playing out of order, Commando, Hyper Light Drifter is so good, I wish ReCore was not a mess, BMX xXx, muggles.

Opening theme: "Back to the Light" - Jun Fukuda, Killer7

Closing theme: "Xor Connection" - Stephane Picq, Commander Blood

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_108.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:48pm EST

Seriously, I'm not a wolf now and it sucks! Let me be a wolf! Let me run free with my lupine brethren in the forests! I'll probably be killed by some asshole hunter or starve or something, but it will all be worth it to feel the wind in my fur and smell all the wonderful smells of the forest, like other wolves and their excrements.

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Anyway, we spent most of the time talking about the Switch, but that was toward the end. Before then, we talked about some other games, like Invisible Inc, XCOM 2, DOOM, and Diablo 1. 3? Maybe both, that was Aaron's bag and I didn't listen to his dispatch at all. But you'll like all of it. You always do, and we thank you for that!

I'm sorry for this horrible Bowie cover: it's really bad and it's all Matt's fault

Maybe you want to watch Aaron play a game, or perhaps Paul; maybe you'd prefer Matt? The choice is yours.

Find our Youtube page HERE.

Opening theme: Man, I knew I forgot something.

Closing theme: "Xor Connection" - Stephane Picq, Commander Blood

EDIT: Hey, fixed the sound file. Now this long-ass podcast is even longer! Oh frabjous day!

Direct download: pdntoyc1-17-17.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:48pm EST

Hey, look, don't steal that PSN name. It's a good name and one day it will be my name and you can't have it fuck you fuck you.

Sorry, that got away from me.

Enjoy this late-as-hell episode regarding such lofty topics as bad Best Buy experiences, the royal lineage of Maroon 5, good-ass underwear, so much Dark Souls, so very, very much Dark Souls, The Witness, Inside, PSN IDs of the past and future, and Street Fighter V.

There was some other stuff in there too, but I once again failed to take good notes while it was going on and I'm sure not going to listen through the whole thing now. 

Here's all our Twitch info:

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Matt

Find our Youtube page HERE.

Opening theme: "Back to the Light" - Jun Fukuda, Killer7

Closing theme: "Xor Connection" - Stephane Picq, Commander Blood

Direct download: pdntoyc011217.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:04pm EST

Yes, well, sometimes you want to get a podcast out the door but instead you end up with a Destiny stream that happens days after you should have uploaded that podcast that, by the way, doesn't exist. Hey, but Sam's here! And Matty Business! And me, Paul! Y'all want to see some relatively competent Destiny? BUCKLE UP.

 

Category:streams -- posted at: 11:11pm EST

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