Please Do Not Turn Off Your Console

Good lord, has it really been 100 episodes? 100 episodes of total fucking nonsense, and don't you dare think we stopped here!

We got the whole damn crew back together, which basically just means that Aaron is incoherent for a certain amount of time while the rest of us are doing JUST FINE THANK YOU VERY MUCH. No, really, we're peachy-keen. 

In spite of our issues, we still managed to talk about a mess of video games, which I totally wrote down while we were talking about but then I deleted what I wrote and well. WELL.

Titanfall 2 we definitely talked about, because we talked spoilers about the campaign, so if you want to avoid that don't listen between the 42 and 48 minute mark. We also talked D&D, which was refreshing! We talked about the Switch, about the Nintendo Classic, about Santa being a power bottom, and about Tyranny. There were probably some others that we discussed but honestly, just listen to the thing, okay? Okay.

Opening theme: "Shimmy Shimmy Ya" by Ol' Dirty Bastard

Closing theme: The Commander Blood credits music. Still haven't been able to find who wrote it or what it's actually called.

Direct download: pdntoyc11-21-16.mp3
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Do you all remember that episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation? Picard would have shown you such tenderness. That's literally all I remember about that episode, but I'm fairly certain it was the most important thing to happen maybe in the entire history of that show???

Luckily for you, I remembered to make a list of the games we talked about in no particular order, so good luck following along, suckers!

After a brief lament for our broken country, we talk about Zootopia, Doom, Hitman, Titanfall 2, Gears of War 4, Dishonored, Fallout 4, Hellgate: London (my personal favorite), more Skyrim, and Dark Souls II. How long has it been since we brought up a Souls game anyway? I don't remember. TOO LONG, I SAY.

Opening theme: "Back to the Light" - Jun Fukuda, Killer7

Closing theme: "Rave On" - Masafumi Takada, Killer7

Literally published this thing while watching my two kids. I'm a fucking expert.

Direct download: pdntoyc111516.mp3
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The pot bellied pig grunts softly, hearing a scuffle. What are those llamas up to, it wonders? Should it say something? Maybe it is best to let rowdy llamas lie. 

We had a lot of ground to cover, so this is another long one. In our defense Matt and Aaron had lots of important content to cover, such as: What is espresso anyway? Gronkster, 666 Monster Lady, Dr Naomi Hunter, don't swallow your damn gum, important llama facts, Army of Darkness, Cheecho the pot-bellied pig, reset the internet, Alien Isolation, just straight up Alien talk, and Sigourney Weaver is a good actress, okay?

Also, it turns out Aaron fucked up how to find us on YouTube. Search Do Not Turn Off Your Console, or click this handy link.


Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_98.mp3
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Paul's daughter joins the podcast and boy oh boy does she have an OPINION to share. You maybe can hear her in the background? Such is the way of things.

Honestly, we recorded this a day ago and I can't really remember what all we talked about so uh... I think we talked about video games? Probably? Shit. I dunno. I now realize why we usually do these show notes directly after recording.

Oh shit! We talked some about Destiny, and uh.. uh... fuck, I lost it again.

Opening theme: "Nein, Mann!" - Lazerkraftwerk 3d

Closing theme: "End Credits" - Commander Blood

Intermission: "Intermission" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Monty Python and the Holy Grail Film Soundtrack

Direct download: episode_97.mp3
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