Please Do Not Turn Off Your Console

Wow, what happened at the beginning of that podcast? Did you all see our special guest, the new mascot of the Edmonton Oilers? Wasn't that weird and not at all rehearsed (no, really, it wasn't at all)? What a way to start a podcast about video games, right?


Discussed this week: Cheeto Chicken Fries, Destiny, Destiny, whatever the hell Aaron talked about, Destiny, Urien's asbestos dick, and some other stuff that I've already forgotten. I'll listen to this episode myself and we will find out together! Won't that be nice?

Opening theme: "Back to the Light" - Jun Fukuda, Killer7

Closing theme: "Rave On" - Masafumi Takada, Killer7

Dispatch opening: "Americans Abroad" - Against Me! New Wave

Dispatch closing: "Ballad of the Sin Eater" - Ted Leo & The Pharmacists, Hearts of Oak



Direct download: pdntoyc092616.mp3
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Oh god, Paul's still not around to reel it in, so it's just Aaron and Matt again in what critics are already calling a tour de force and please god why won't someone make it stop already. But hey, we actually talked about some video games for a while, mostly Street Fighter V.

Also discussed: Kit Kats, chip talk, Dunkin Donut's sticky surprise, your masturbation headspace, a close shave, ladies love cool Ken, Down Towards Twice, late title cards, Atlanta, don't do LSD, Columbia House CDs, Val Kilmer is in Top Gun, MY POWER MY PLEASURE MY PAAAAIN, Norman Reedus Meter Maid, a brief German Q&A, and speedy racecars.

Opening song is Kiss from a Rose by Seal

Closing song is Wild Wild West by Will Smith

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_92.mp3
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They said it couldn't be done. They said the show would fall apart without Paul to be the anchor for Aaron and Matt's rambling ways. That all would fall to ruin and the only signs that a podcast had actually happened would be an incoherent mess of shouting and a window into madness that overstayed its welcome. In the end, they said, the podcasting software itself would be the only thing that could stop them.

They were probably right.

Also discussed: Candy corn, beer for sale, suicide, more very special episodes, keeping it fatherly, Shasta McNasty, Xanga, Action Bronson, documentaries, Bojack, Life is Strange, UBERMOSH, laundering money, envelope theft, rap non sequiturs, PS4 pro, Windows Pro, upgrading your laptop, technology dads, and weddings. 

No opening or closing theme, because Aaron forgot he didn't have those files on this computer. I guess technically he could have grabbed them off his backup drive, but that is more effort than he is willing to expend this evening.

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_91.mp3
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Did you hear about this? Did anyone see this? Nintendo made an endless runner using the Mario franchise! Too bad they got beat to the punch by about a million other folks, am I right?

*adjusts tie*

We've got a really great show for you tonight folks, Aaron Poppleton is here! He's gonna tell us exactly how urgent his need to evacuate is. Paul Poppleton is here to talk about World of Warcraft and the state of his bedroom! Sony is here to provide.. well, they're sure it's a great idea and we should trust them, right?

We'll be right back after the break with Puzzles the Flatulent Feline!

Opening theme: "Back to the Light" - Jun Fukuda, Killer7

Closing theme: "Rave On" - Masafumi Takada, Killer7


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