Please Do Not Turn Off Your Console

How saucy is your watering hole? How watery is your sauce hole? If your sauce hole is too dry, maybe see a doctor.

This is a podcast about video games.

Opening music is Back to the Light by Jun Fukuda off of Killer 7. Closing music is Rave On, by Masafumi Takada, also off of Killer 7.

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_55.mp3
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However shall I pay for this pizza? I am but a young nubile coed and I have never heard of big sausage pizza before, I will try a slice if you insist I guess oh my what is that that is not a pizza slice that is a podcast episode about our dark cyberpunk future, Fallout 4, Pathologic HD (but only for a second, promise), Remember Me, Resident Evil 6, Wasteland 2, Divinity: Original Sin, and some other stuff.

Opening music is Back to the Light by Jun Fukuda off of Killer 7. Closing music is Rave On, by Masafumi Takada, also off of Killer 7.

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_54.mp3
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Call me Ishmael. Some years ago - never mind how long precisely - having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people's hats off - then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship. There is nothing surprising in this. If they but knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish very nearly the same feelings towards the ocean with me.

Opening music is Back to the Light by Jun Fukuda off of Killer 7. Closing music is Rave On, by Masafumi Takada, also off of Killer 7. Break music was At the River by Groove Armada.

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_53.mp3
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We're back from our week off and we have come in hot with some very timely discussion about how Paul fixed his PC and played some...Rage? Really? Fucking Rage? I guess he played some Satellite Reign and Galak-Z too, but really? Rage? Really?

Aaron has been banned from talking about Pathologic HD, because that's all he ever fucking talks about, but he manages to get some talk in anyway (GO BUY PATHOLOGIC HD, YOU SODS). It's the best.

Finally, we're sorry, but after this listener email we're pretty sure that there's no hope for society or anything else ever again. Find a new planet to live on because this one's had it, we're done.

Aaron snuck Pathologic music into the show, because he's an ass. Opening song is Andrei kabak, by Andriesh Gandrabur. Closing song is Utroba night, also by Andriesh Gandrabur. 

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_52.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:05pm EDT

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