Please Do Not Turn Off Your Console

There are phantom cities floating above China, apparently, and Paul's PC stopped working, but we came to you with a hot new episode because we care about you, listeners. We care about other stuff too, like gross Oreos, PC trouble, Halo 4, Metal Gear Online, Downwell, ROM, Nintendo's new console, and (bless you for this bounty, listeners) an email with some straight dope about work poopin'.

Do you have a work poop story you have a strange need to share with us? Email it to turnoffyourconsole@gmail.com and we'll probably read it because we are children.

Opening music is Back to the Light by Jun Fukuda off of Killer 7. Closing music is Rave On, by Masafumi Takada, also off of Killer 7.

NOTE: We will be off next week, because we're out of storage space! Our podcasts are just too jam packed full of content, it seems.

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_51.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:12pm EDT

It took more than a year to do it, but we made it to episode 50 in the end. You've come to us for news on only the hottest video games so far, which is why most of this episode is spent discussing that Game of Thrones mobile game, enjoying things with problematic stuff in them, that Star Wars game that's coming out in a month or so, how many people really give a shit about Silent Hill, how much money Aaron's put into the Pathologic remake (and how excited he is for the HD re-release of the original), and pooping at work. Only the best for you, friends!

Thanks to all the folks who keep listening to this podcast, for some reason. I don't know why you do it but I appreciate it all the same. Now rate and review us on iTunes, damn it! WE CRAVE POPULARITY.

Opening music is Back to the Light by Jun Fukuda off of Killer 7. Closing music is Rave On, by Masafumi Takada, also off of Killer 7.

 

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_50.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:24pm EDT

It's a new month and there's been some exciting news to cover, so we dive right in. Specifically, we dive right into hot new sponsorship deals to help pay the bills around here. That's right, it's shilling time, because lord knows we got to got to got to got to make that paper. C.R.E.A.M, y'all.

Also discussed: Your Emails, Burger King, Inception, Surge, Destiny, Konami, and retiring to Hawaii on $30k.

Opening song was Back to the Light by Jun Fukuda off the Killer7 soundtrack. Closing song was Justin by Against Me! off Searching for a Former Clarity. 

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_49.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:03pm EDT

It was bound to happen sooner or later, and you should be glad it was sooner because the longer we put this off the longer it was going to be. The Taken King has been out for a while, so we brought in Destiny Expert Sam to walk us through why we should be playing the new expansion and what, if anything, it has to do with the presence of flowing water on Mars (it doesn't have to do with anything). Plus, some talk about the possible voice actor strike and a brief (very brief) check-in with Metal Gear Solid V, as mandated by federal law.

Can't believe they found flowing water on Mars but missed the giant fucking space orb that will uplift humanity and lead us into a golden age of technology. SMDH NASA.

Opening song was Back to the Light by Jun Fukuda off the Killer7 soundtrack. Closing and highly illegal song was Life On Mars by David Bowie off of Hunky Dory. Please don't sue me, Mr. Bowie.

PS. Yes, I spelled episode wrong on the file name. GET OFF MY BACK I'M TIRED OKAY.

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_48.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:08pm EDT

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