Please Do Not Turn Off Your Console

It's a rough start as Aaron battles through a wave of sleepiness, but Paul gets him to persevere in order to bring you the hottest takes available on Jurassic World, Jurassic Sex, Her Story, Batman games (including Arkham Knight), and Destiny Presents A Red Bull Experience.

Also, Paul's baby shits on him. You might be able to hear it happen on mic. It's real loud.

Opening music is Back to the Light by Jun Fukuda off of Killer 7. Closing music is Rave On, by Masafumu Takada, also off of Killer 7.

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_35.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:39pm EST

Mother Nature herself didn't want this podcast to happen, but you know what? Fuck Mother Nature. Enough podcasts have been lost, so in defiance of the weather, babies, microphone skipping, and good sense, episode 34 is here to stay. Matt and Aaron would have been on their own this week, but fortunately our friend Sam was willing to step in and replace Paul as we dive back into your emails, E3 news, Tomb Raider, more talk about Doom, the giant wind/thunder/nightmare storm coming to wipe Aaron's house off the map, and SO MUCH MORE. Apologies again for the few times Matt's audio freaks out.

We also talked about LADIES AT E3, which you can read more about here.

Also featuring not one but two interludes because shit broke/roommates called/etc. Much love to MF DOOM for filling in the gaps there (Humrush off Special Herbs, by the way).

 

Opening music is Back to the Light by Jun Fukuda off of Killer 7. Closing music is Rave On, by Masafumu Takada, also off of Killer 7.

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_34.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:53pm EST

It's a day late, but that's because we had so much fucking news to digest! Unfortunately, Matt's sound woes continued from last week, so it's back to a two-man operation with Aaron and Paul here to tell you all about what went down at the pre-E3 conferences (and the couple that happened today, even).

 

On the docket: Fallout 4! Doom! Halo 5! Sony's batshit insane press conference! Microsoft releasing a shitload of games this year! Mario Maker! Star Fox! Link in a dress? Dishonored 2! Another Assassin's Creed game (yawn)!

 

There's so much to talk about we actually tacked on an extra 15 minutes JUST FOR YOU--but chances are we forgot to talk about something you wanted to hear our totally professional opinions on! Email us at turnoffyourconsole@gmail.com and we will remedy the error next week when Matt is (hopefully) back in the land of the living, or at least the land of people with functioning microphones.

Opening music is Back to the Light by Jun Fukuda off of Killer 7. Closing music is Rave On, by Masafumu Takada, also off of Killer 7.

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_33.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:52pm EST

Well, you were going to get a new episode this week, but a problem with one of our recording setups has doomed this week's edition to the dustbin of history. Let's all think about how great the episode was, shall we?

In all seriousness, we're sorry about this. Sometimes weird audio shit happens and we don't know it's happened until it's too late. We'll be back next week with a late-edition podcast to talk about all the wild shit that is sure to occur at this year's E3 press conferences.

But hey, Fallout 4 looks pretty fucking rad, right?

Category:general -- posted at: 10:49pm EST

Get your tin foil hats out, because E3's coming up and that means plenty of ridiculous goddamn rumors! Microsoft buying Silent Hills! Konami making new video games! Capcom releasing competent ports! 

Plus, some more Killer Instinct talk, some more Street Fighter IV Ultra talk, some more Destiny talk, and yes, we briefly talked about DotA 2. I hope you're all happy with this.

Opening music is Back to the Light by Jun Fukuda off of Killer 7. Closing music is Rave On, by Masafumu Takada, also off of Killer 7.

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_31.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:38pm EST

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