Please Do Not Turn Off Your Console

Can you believe it's episode 30 already? I sure can, because it feels like it has been an eternity! Thanks to everyone who was here from the beginning (all two of you) and those of you who have only joined us since we started having a third guy, we like having you all around. No seriously, keep listening to our podcast. OUR EGOS DEMAND STROKING.

In this episode: Witcher 3, the end of the Mario Kart Beef, some talk about *heavy sigh* Destiny, and Matt dooms us all with the announcement that he's been playing DotA 2.

Here's that DotA song we were talking about. But you've already heard this song before, because you listen to this show so we just assume you went through the same torrid period in your life where you give a shit about DotA.

Opening music is Back to the Light by Jun Fukuda off of Killer 7. Closing music is Rave On, by Masafumu Takada, also off of Killer 7.

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_30.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:00pm EDT

Welcome to your number one podcast for all those Juggalos and Juggalettes out there, as we gather to discuss the hot new release from the Messiahs of Mirth themselves, the ICP. Crack open a Faygo and let the magic sweep you away as we get down to the important business of following up on the subjects of Mega Man X, Mario Kart 64, Axiom Verge, NOT A HERO, Dark Souls II, cartridge-based consoles, why the N64 controller is a nightmare, and some other stuff that's remarkably similar to that. We welcome back Matt for his second week straight and vow to fire him as soon as the podcast makes money.

Don't forget we have an email address turnoffyourconsole@gmail.com and a twitter account @turnoffconsole (hello to the five or six people that seem to have followed us in the last week or so, we assume you are all porn bots).

Opening music is Back to the Light by Jun Fukuda off of Killer 7. Closing music is Rave On, by Masafumu Takada, also off of Killer 7.

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_29.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:33pm EDT

A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS! Please Do Not Turn Off Your Console welcomes Matthew Business to the show for an episode, because Paul no longer trusts Aaron to be on his own. The audio might be a little weird--we are trying a new recording setup and it might take some time to work out the kinks--but persevere and be rewarded with Diablo III, Ultra Street Fighter IV (FUCK DAN), Castlevania, and Igarashi's new hotness.

Plus, WWE Immortals, and other shameful topics. Plus, Aaron misuses the term "horizontal" instead of "vertical." 

Opening music is Back to the Light by Jun Fukuda off of Killer 7. Closing music is Rave On, by Masafumu Takada, also off of Killer 7.

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_28.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:54pm EDT

Welcome to the internet's newest, best fighting games podcast. That's right, we're here to ramble about playing Mortal Kombat on the SNES, Killer Instinct, and some other fighting games which don't immediately spring to mind but trust me we talk about them too. Aaron bought a fight stick! Paul disapproves, but not really that much! You'll probably hear more about that all next week, seeing as how the fight stick hasn't actually arrived yet!

Also up for discussion: Shovel Knight, Pillars of Eternity, D4, Arkham Knight, and forty goddamn dollars.

Opening music is Back to the Light by Jun Fukuda off of Killer 7. Closing music is Rave On, by Masafumu Takada, also off of Killer 7.

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_27.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:38pm EDT

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