Please Do Not Turn Off Your Console

Star Wars happened, and we do our damnedest (successfully) to not talk spoilers but uh... you might not like the alternative. There's some yelling. 

Also Aaron's back.

Opening is A New Hope by Blink 182. Closing is Yub Nub, covered by Parry Gripp.

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Yeah uh, hi everyone. Sorry about this one. Who would have thought that Aaron was the glue that bound this podcast together? Who would have known that his Bavarian exodus would have such an impact upon our quality? Well, we tried.

I think we talked about Star Wars? We talked about some uh... World of Warcraft! Witcher 3! I think there was some other stuff in there.  Madden 2000? NFL Fever! Halo 2!

I don't even know what else happened. Stick around for our very special outro, performed by none other than Ludacris!

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:13pm EDT

Aaron's leaving for Germany tomorrow, but that doesn't mean we didn't have time to sit down and talk about a veritable torrent of video game news and announcements like that Final Fantasy VII remake you've probably heard about, Shadow Complex HD, a new Rez(!), Star Citizen, Unreal Tournament, and probably some other stuff I'm forgetting.

Be sure to also enjoy Aaron fighting with a weird can top, Matt discussing his dog's...parts, the new Spike Lee movie, credit-watching, and Goldfinger (both the band and the movie, because we're thorough).

 

Opening theme is Back to the Light by Jun Fukuda off of Killer 7, closing theme is Goldfinger, performed by Shirley Bassey.

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:11pm EDT

There are some mysteries in life not worth solving. Some questions are better left unanswered. What's the meaning of life? Is there really a god, or what? Why did we talk about porn soundtracks for like, twenty goddamn minutes?

This is a video game podcast.

Opening music is Back to the Light by Jun Fukuda off of Killer 7. Closing music is Rave On, by Masafumi Takada, also off of Killer 7.

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:01pm EDT

How saucy is your watering hole? How watery is your sauce hole? If your sauce hole is too dry, maybe see a doctor.

This is a podcast about video games.

Opening music is Back to the Light by Jun Fukuda off of Killer 7. Closing music is Rave On, by Masafumi Takada, also off of Killer 7.

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:05pm EDT

However shall I pay for this pizza? I am but a young nubile coed and I have never heard of big sausage pizza before, I will try a slice if you insist I guess oh my what is that that is not a pizza slice that is a podcast episode about our dark cyberpunk future, Fallout 4, Pathologic HD (but only for a second, promise), Remember Me, Resident Evil 6, Wasteland 2, Divinity: Original Sin, and some other stuff.

Opening music is Back to the Light by Jun Fukuda off of Killer 7. Closing music is Rave On, by Masafumi Takada, also off of Killer 7.

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:53pm EDT

Call me Ishmael. Some years ago - never mind how long precisely - having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people's hats off - then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship. There is nothing surprising in this. If they but knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish very nearly the same feelings towards the ocean with me.

Opening music is Back to the Light by Jun Fukuda off of Killer 7. Closing music is Rave On, by Masafumi Takada, also off of Killer 7. Break music was At the River by Groove Armada.

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:01pm EDT

We're back from our week off and we have come in hot with some very timely discussion about how Paul fixed his PC and played some...Rage? Really? Fucking Rage? I guess he played some Satellite Reign and Galak-Z too, but really? Rage? Really?

Aaron has been banned from talking about Pathologic HD, because that's all he ever fucking talks about, but he manages to get some talk in anyway (GO BUY PATHOLOGIC HD, YOU SODS). It's the best.

Finally, we're sorry, but after this listener email we're pretty sure that there's no hope for society or anything else ever again. Find a new planet to live on because this one's had it, we're done.

Aaron snuck Pathologic music into the show, because he's an ass. Opening song is Andrei kabak, by Andriesh Gandrabur. Closing song is Utroba night, also by Andriesh Gandrabur. 

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:05pm EDT

There are phantom cities floating above China, apparently, and Paul's PC stopped working, but we came to you with a hot new episode because we care about you, listeners. We care about other stuff too, like gross Oreos, PC trouble, Halo 4, Metal Gear Online, Downwell, ROM, Nintendo's new console, and (bless you for this bounty, listeners) an email with some straight dope about work poopin'.

Do you have a work poop story you have a strange need to share with us? Email it to turnoffyourconsole@gmail.com and we'll probably read it because we are children.

Opening music is Back to the Light by Jun Fukuda off of Killer 7. Closing music is Rave On, by Masafumi Takada, also off of Killer 7.

NOTE: We will be off next week, because we're out of storage space! Our podcasts are just too jam packed full of content, it seems.

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:12pm EDT

It took more than a year to do it, but we made it to episode 50 in the end. You've come to us for news on only the hottest video games so far, which is why most of this episode is spent discussing that Game of Thrones mobile game, enjoying things with problematic stuff in them, that Star Wars game that's coming out in a month or so, how many people really give a shit about Silent Hill, how much money Aaron's put into the Pathologic remake (and how excited he is for the HD re-release of the original), and pooping at work. Only the best for you, friends!

Thanks to all the folks who keep listening to this podcast, for some reason. I don't know why you do it but I appreciate it all the same. Now rate and review us on iTunes, damn it! WE CRAVE POPULARITY.

Opening music is Back to the Light by Jun Fukuda off of Killer 7. Closing music is Rave On, by Masafumi Takada, also off of Killer 7.

 

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:24pm EDT