Please Do Not Turn Off Your Console

There's too much to talk about this week, so pick your own witty title. There's more Dragon Age talk, of course. You always knew that there would be, deep down in your heart. But don't worry, we played some other stuff too! Like Far Cry 2, for example, and also A City Sleeps, which has the distinction of having come out this year. 

Also up for discussion: Halo Master Chief Collection is still kind of busted, Inquisition Multiplayer, Devolver Digital does good again with another trailer, Heat Signiture looks really good, and some new Early Access rules. It's all very charming.

Look, we both know this description lacks the pep of some of the others, but you know what? It's trying its best. There was a lot to cover this week, so it's hard to find a throughline, like dragon sex. They can't all be winners, okay?

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Opening music is Back to the Light by Jun Fukuda off of Killer 7. Closing music is Rave On, by Masafumu Takada, also off of Killer 7.

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_9.mp3
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Come on, we can do better than that. There's a creative Dragon Age: Inquisition pun to be made in the title somewhere, damn it! Please Dragon Age Your Console? No, no, too derivitive. Please Do Not Dragon...Your Age? We hope this podcast does not Drag-on?

Once upon a time we were going to talk about other things, like the Halo Master Chief collection, or Aaron's growing addiction to Crypt of the Necrodancer, or how Assassin's Creed Unity is kind of a broken piece of shit, but instead we got early access to Dragon Age Inquisition and that's pretty much all we're going to talk about in this episode (which is up a little late because Paul had to attend a wedding). 

Wait, Please Do Not Turn Off Your Dragon! A way to keep your sexual dragon relationship spicy and fresh! America's number one podcast abuot dragon seduction techniques! We did it. We got there in the end. Thank you, mom and dad, for believing in us.

Oh god, we're hacks. Put us out of our misery by subscribing on iTunes and writing us hatemail to turnoffyourconsole@gmail.com.

Opening music is Back to the Light by Jun Fukuda off of Killer 7. Closing music is Rave On, by Masafumu Takada, also off of Killer 7.

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_8.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:42pm EST

You've made it through another week, so we're rewarding you with yet another episode of what is probably not your favorite video games podcast, but maybe it's cracked your top ten--go on, slot us in at number 7, we've earned it.

It was a busy week, so we don't spend much time mucking about--there's too many cooks and too much goddamn news to discuss, not the least of which is the surprise appearance of a new Alone in the Dark game, Blizzard's new thing, hitting peak Dark Souls, some more talk about mobile gaming, and how Atari does business now. Also, some more talk about Crypt of the Necrodancer, because that game is great and you should be playing it.

Also, this time Aaron's computer had a hiccup, so you get to listen to Paul talk to himself for a few seconds. We like to mix things up here to keep you on your toes.

Opening music is Back to the Light by Jun Fukuda off of Killer 7. Closing music is Rave On, by Masafumu Takada, also off of Killer 7.

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_7.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:44pm EST

Oh listeners, dear sweet listeners, bringing you this tasty podcast candy the day after Halloween took everything we had. Paul's computer was possessed by ghosts, so an old-fashioned exorcism had to take place--but not before we lost the first twelve minutes and had to re-do them. The exorcism took place as we recorded, which is why Aaron is just kind of talking to himself for a while there, responding to an unheard voice. Or maybe he's just gone off the deep end. That's a very real possibility.

Anyway, we talk about Crypt of the Necrodancer, another shitty PC port of a Japanese console game, Sunset Overdrive, Wolfe: The Red Hood Chronicles, and some other shit. Also, there's a video up on our YouTube channel you should look at. You can find that over here.

Opening music is Back to the Light by Jun Fukuda off of Killer 7. Closing music is Rave On, by Masafumu Takada, also off of Killer 7. 

Direct download: pdntoyc_episode_6.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:03am EST

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